We love pants. We love leggings. We do not love leggings as pants. There’s very little to say on the subject: One’s bum must be covered. That’s why if you reverse bum (mub), you’re already almost saying ‘must be covered’. I think we can all accept this for the Truth it is.
However, most people, they just sit and talk about it. Preferably behind other people’s backs. Not us. We tell the ones we love that their choices in life are wrong. We tell them again and again. We tell them in song.
NB: For those of you wondering about the lyrics, they’re as follows:
Leggings aren’t pants/And they never should be worn as such (never should be worn as such/Never should be worn as such